people say she’s crazy…

ooooh i am a lazy lazy blogger.

i have a phone date in 15 minutes (yes, at 1:15 am) to call garver back, who’s at saunders’ house in quite a condition. wheeee!

on a very related note, BIIIIG thank you (and blog update dedication to mr. james harland hobart) for driving the intoxicated me and miss kathleen virginia poe home on sunday night after mj’s deb fiesta. we had fun and thank you for your patronage, etc. and for not having a roman numeral at the end of your name.

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CREATIVELY SPACED OUT SOCIAL TIP!

because i know someone who NEVER reads this!

when

you’re in a relationship with someone

and it ends

{splat}

or

{smmmmmmmuuuuushhh…}

do not, when later asked how life is going by your former better half,

say things

like

“getting in the way of a lot of fun” — when asked how work is going

“i get the feeling that that is what work will always do… oh well, it affords the fun” — exactly one minute later. really. one exact minute.

“it was absolutely crazy… a lot of fun. exactly what I needed” — when asked how the weekend was

“yeah… we’re going to do the american pie thing if I can pull it off… house on the lake” — when asked about upcoming plans

BECAUSE

your former better half will read everything you say as:

“ooh! ooh! look! see! see, I am having so much wild and wacky, hot hot fun without you in my life!”

BECAUSE

a) your former better half will be insulted that you think s/he thinks you need to justify yourself to him/her

b) your former better half will be insulted that you can’t consider time shared as wild, wacky, and the ever-popular, apparently never-acheived (“much-needed?”) “fun”

c) your former better half will think “oof. what of those poor women/boys who are getting it now…”

d) you former better half will, as always, smile and think “how sad and wonderful that s/he will never assume that i am having

a

real

wild, wacky

fun fun fun fun

summer of summers

and don’t feel the need to make like an indeciferable broken record for the sake of proving that i am cool and wanted.”

goodnight and have a pleasant tomorrow.