people say she’s crazy…

THE LIST

of famous people i’d do

note: this concept is derived from an ancient practice of writing “top tens” in my jr. high diaries. of course, those “top tens” were of boys i liked. and really, the same 6 or 7 boys rotated around and the last few spots were “???” because I was not creative late at night. this modernized list is neither reserved to people i know nor to ten spaces. it may come up short. it may run long. i am not creative when it comes to this. or late at night. i basically wanted to get down onto this blog that ben folds can rock this bitch whenever he wants. but i wanted to do it interestingly. voici:

1. Bono

2. Orlando Bloom (”give it to me orlando.”)

3. Any non-Bono member of U2

4. Ben Folds (because… he’s cute. and dweeby. and musical. and has lovely words, as sandberg might say. and surprisingly… attractive, having combined all those qualities.)

5. John Cusack, 1989

6. Johnny Depp, pirate form.

7. George Harrison, when alive.

8. Owen Wilson

9. Chris Noth… because I watched a lot of Law & Order today and he starts to grow on you.

10. Jimmy Fallon (my boyfriend)

11. John Mayer (who I almost dumped Jimmy for)

12. That Viggo Dude, but only in those long movies.

13. any given male carpenter on TLC.

goodnight, and have a pleasant tomorrow.

:)