people say she’s crazy…

I am starting to think that maybe someone up there in the German heil–er, i mean HIERarchy saw my favorite child of the corn riding her bicycle down the street (or perhaps wearing her new cordouroy blazer, which has “turned [her] scrubby tshirt/jeans ensemble into an alternative, shoulder-bag-carrying, thick rimmed glasses-wearing, philosophy student ensemble” yes, she wrote that) and snatched her up and ran away with her. This makes me sad, as I am in tubby withdrawal. :(

But in other, happier, still-european-though-less-unpleasant news, I saw Eddie Izzard last night!!! DAAAAAAAH! He was a) totally hot and b) hilarious. That man wears stilettos I could never dream of walking in. How does he do it!?

Also go Braves. Clearly. I am finally understanding all of those High Holy Days jokes about the men in the synagogues with the earbuds in, listening quiiiietly to the playoffs… Kol Nidre tonight coincides wonderfully with the braves/cubs game 5…. doh! los bravos!

Today I am going to Sams club. and then to old orchard to perhaps buy a cute little purse to replace the one i shot to shit this summer. We shall see. I need to estop espending my dinero.

Then of course, I will read till i cain’t read no mo’