people say she’s crazy…

“good luck exploring the infinite abyss.” – andrew largeman, played by zach braff, as he leaves albert’s house, to albert, played by denis o’hare, who lives in a boat next to a giant bottomless quarry outside newark. albert supposedly guards the site, but he actually explores it at night. “you too.” – albert to andrew, [...]

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ha ha, huge lie. I have plenty to do, mostly at work, which is still great. They keep me busy. I guess they think I’m useful or something. it’s really refreshing after my experience with ye old NU development office last summer, where no one knew what to do with me, no one wanted to [...]

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“…but it wouldn’t be as nice as a summer in Evanston with a gay midget named Karl, playing Tevia and Porgy” Just kidding. There are no gay midgets in my second summer in Evanston. And there weren’t any in my first summer in Evanston. So I’m doing alright, right? But anyway, that’s about all of [...]

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Hey did y’all see where the Fall Columnist deadline was extended to JUNE 21? Damn. Don’t fall for it, don’t fall for it, ice cold. ICE COLD! pshh. naw. So anyway. The only thing better than yesterday, the day the campus totally totally clears out and is so bizarrely quiet, is the day that everyone [...]

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my away message right now says: JEWS! [because i'm writing a paper about them/us/this short story about orthodox women and their wigs] and SHOES! go to www.camper.com and click on eshop at the top, selecting us and europe. in the new window that opens, select USA (doy) and then tell me if you think i [...]

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back by popular demand, the unlabelled listing of some of YOUR choice (and i mean choice… no boring ones here, boring people) away message from right now, 1:36 AM CST, 6/2/04: my baby sister’s gradumation! … the NU ski trip is gonna be in Breckenridge, Colorado next year!!! YES!… can’t wait to go… chugga-chugga chugga-chugga [...]

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