people say she’s crazy…

summer is over, and so is michael phelps’ dolphin kick. for now. call me back in four years. BUT a replacement has been found. his name is gael garcia bernal. and he is beautiful. so ‘the motorcycle diaries’ was excellent, and nothing’s hotter than a hot, latino actor playing a smart revolutionary. except when that [...]

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~ ever just want a cigar? ~ ever stare at the stack of books you haven’t read and think, “fuck?” ~ ever had a roommate try to make nunchucks out of shower puffs connected by their ropes with plastic ties because they came that way because they were 2 for $1 at osco? ~ ever [...]

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Below, in the entry entitled “the plan,” i say that everyone who hates america wants bush to win. inexplicably republican friend #3 (resisting all clarifying phrases!!) sent me a chuckling IM about how he doesn’t think everyone (“all of us”) who wants bush to win hates america. i explained that i meant everyone in other [...]

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There’s a Brian Andreas print? Quote? I don’t really know how to categorize his… stuff… but anyway, there’s one called “Successful Holiday,” and I would like to apply it to this, my Labor Day Weekend: Rules for a successful holiday: 1. Get together with the family 2. Relive old times 3. Get out before it [...]

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so, maybe you’ve spent some time with me in the last year, and have heard my threats to run away to mexico. yeah, sometimes when i get really stressed out or pissed off, i think, “man. i should just steal a car and manejarme a mexico para vivir a la playa y beber todo el [...]

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conversation with morgan: me: did you watch the bush twins last night? mzwolbe: no, i hung out with maggie, cloud, and dean until 1am me: oh right me: well good because you would want to kill yourself me: how are maggie, cloud, and dean? mzwolbe: they’re great mzwolbe: we’re getting together tuesday to get drunk [...]

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