Welcome to the world of corporate portraitry!
I don’t think portraitry is a word, but judging by how GOOD jessica and I look in these pictures, it probably should be. For some reason. Anyway, I like to call this one…
Something Is About To Shoot Out of My Nose, and I am Happy About it

and let us not forget miss j. i shall call this one…
Pour Me Another Shot, Rico Suave, ‘Cuz I Feel a Song Coming On…
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PS… NO these are not the actual photos that will go into our corporate bios. Don’t worry.

3 responses so far ↓
1 Anonymous // Aug 8, 2005 at 10:42 am
Keep up the good work. Time waits for no one.
Post to mine turtle cheesecake recipe if you wish.
2 Anonymous // Aug 28, 2005 at 8:03 pm
could it have been milk preparing for the nostralas exitus? If it were a Coke product the bubbles interfear with brain matter, cleaning the lower areas but leaving a ring of sticky sugary brown goo. Like the remains of a root beer float that sat in the glass a bit too long.
A booger would be too easy
L&K…D’mo
3 emily // Apr 9, 2006 at 8:48 pm
this is amazing and hilarious. i spent a weekend looking at composite photos in which i had a lazy eye, so i feel your pain.
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