people say she’s crazy…

I’m sorry. I’ve been cheating. And cussing. And providing way too much information to a huge group of people I don’t know. And it’s so much fun, y’all!

First of all, if you don’t know what Twitter is, just read this.

Now. There is this other fun thing about Twitter, which is “favoriting” a Tweet. And if you have your nerdy self registered up at Favrd, you get to see which other members of the Twitterati (AKA other registered Favrd twitterers, and don’t worry, I’m already hating myself for making that one up, if I did) have favored your tweets.

So. I get Favrd about once a day by exactly one fellow twitterer out of the 115 or so that follow me presently (I am the smallest of small potatoes).  Here, interestingly and in chronological order and with but two omissions to protect the innocent, are the only tweets I’ve ever twooted that have been favored by MORE than one person (aka 2):

• Rock of Love Bus. I feel so bad for the ones with their own boobs. All two of them.
• Welcome back, Post-Nasal Drip, did you have a nice vacation? You & Pounding Headache can have your old rooms back. Then go fuck yourselves.
• uh, was not kidding about that burrito. it just DEMANDED i nap. i was folding laundry, & it said NO & threw me on the bed. 2 groggy hrs ago.
• in other news, i just buried my hand in the fat folds of my cat to warm it (my hand, not my cat) #notaeuphemism
• boss just asked if i have an NYC allergist. “i don’t HAVE any motherfuckin’ allergies!!!!” i replied. i should lay off the afternoon coffee.
• dear banana republic: i ride the subway. ergo, i will never, not ever, not ever ever, buy white jeans. SO PLEASE STOP. love, abby
• possibly the best spam subject line ever: “Meat Wanna Feel like you’re in Vegas? Banana.”
• y’all know i’m just trying to get through the day so i can go home and play donkey kong, right?

Hasn’t this been fun? I think so.

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Meanwhile, as a very important and wholly unrelated footnote, please hug your friends and loved ones regularly and tell them how much you love them.