New Year’s is a vaguely meaningful holiday for me because it snuggles right up to my birthday, which is… today. This, I feel, gives me slightly more incentive to make and keep resolutions, because it’s not so much a “now that the calendar says it’s a new year,” motivation, it’s more of an “okay, now I am 27, and so I will,” motivation. Accordingly:
Now I am 27, and so I will…
- Stop saying “no worries” where it does not apply. Say “you’re welcome.” “No worries” makes me sound like a moron.
- Use the days: Wake up on time, wake up earlier on weekends, don’t waste so much time.
- Break the gmail-facebook-twitter-tumblr procrastination cycle when nothing is going on and do something like clean a drawer, Furminate the cats, put away dishes, read, or just go to bed on time.
- Never watch anything on E! except The Soup.
- “Eat food. Not too much. Mostly plants.”
- Only date grownups.
- Minimize the shit-talking. A little.
- Sit and stand up straight. Posture posture posture!
- Not buy things I don’t need that aren’t Taylor Swift songs.
- Figure out where to do what on the Internet.
Those seem like pretty good ideas.
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